Butchering of L and Light from Desu Noto :3

GAHAHAHA. Parental advisory bby :eyes: Full of man cream, horse dicks and SHUT UP I CANT HEAR YOU OVER LIGHT SUCKING ME

L: oi fucker do you want my long dick or not
L:  i bet you’re gonna fucking beg me for it— oi light-kun
L: im bonering because of you bitch
Light: is bonering a word?
L: IT IS THE WORD FOR -slaps-

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L: im gonna fuck you with my long horse dick light-kun
L: oi im going to tie u up and fuck u in front of yer father
light: -slap-
L: i thought u like directness
light: no not me
L: then who is it? >>
Vivi: me lor
L: SHUT UP I CANT HEAR YOU OVER LIGHT SUCKING ME
Light: wtf

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L: oi fucker im going to lick your ass and stuff it with my man cream
light: oi fuck you
HAHAHA
L: CHEEBYE
Light: AH SUCK IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
L: FUCK YOU NB CB -stuffs dick into Light’s mouth-
L: good imma stuff your face with my cock and make yer sing “I CANT GET NO AIR”

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light: oi fucker my ass hurts
L: stfu i cant hear you over the sound of me pounding your  ass
Light: D< wtf fuck your mother
L: ye i pounded ye mom last night u fucker now im gonna fuck yer whole family and stuff yer asses with my man cream

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L: imma kinky badass bdsm bitch imma fuck yer ass hard light-kun
Light: stfu and just fuck me already la isnt that what you fucking wanted
L:  T_T WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT
Light: ..waitwhat
L: STOP SHOUTING AT ME T_T
Light: b-but im not shouting at yo-
L: AH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS TROLLOP
Light: wtf british?!
L: lol im 1/4 british
Light: FFFFFUUUUUUUU-
L: ye i remember it like it was just yesterday
-FLASHBACK LOL-
Mum: L! Do you wanna know your childhood?
L: shure mummy :3
Mum: i bought you from a baby store
Mum: i was planning to use you to clean
L: wh-what?! T_T
Mum: oh ur dad’s british
-LOL FLASHBACK END-
L: …  T_T
L: so.. Light-kun… please.. let me fuck you T_T
Light: that.. doesnt make sense
L: STFU I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME BEING SO AWESOME
-rape-
Light: OH GOD DAMMIT OUCH FUCK THAT HURT
L: do… do you want me to be gentler?
Light: … yes.. yes L.. I’d love that…
L: AHAHAHA NO UR MOM’S MOUTH -rapid-

AS YOU CAN SEE VIVI AND I WIN.