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OOC Vivi FTW! July 10, 2009

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MARCish! says:
*LOLOLOLOL
*X X X X X A XDDDDDDD

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*that A extra only
*HAHAHA

MARCish! says:
*YALOR
*i wonder why no XD grade

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*XDDDD~~~
*YALOR
*YALOR
*YALOR
*I WILL BE VERY HAPPY
*8D~~
*and 8D grade

MARCish! says:
*Faci: XD actually means you fail and you’ll be expelled.
*You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone and runs out-

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*…LOL
*XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*OI
*XDDDD

MARCish! says:
*LOLOL 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDI WIN
*You: -at NAFA- Lol i did my test
Faci: Vivi, you got XD
You: WTF does that mean im expelled?
Faci: No, you go to a better arts school! We are not worthy of you!
You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone and runs out-
*Faci: wth was that e_e

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*LOLOLOLOLL
*EEEEE
*ILU
*ILU
*ILU LIKE ILU LA

MARCish! says:
*8DDDDDDDD INO

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*8D
*BTW right
*faci is exclusive to RP only
*cos RP sucks and think they so special

MARCish! says:
*LOL
*kk lor
*teacher lor

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*lecturere
*ereerr
*me: oh you spell it as lectuererrererrererererr
lecturer: XD fail.

MARCish! says:
*At better arts school-
You: Lol
Lecturer: Vivi you got XD
You: YAY NEW ARTS SCHOOL? 8D -prepares to flash-
Lecturer: No, you’re expelled
You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone- Oh wait.. WHAT? ; _;
Lecturer: Ya. Sux2bu. Nice bra though
You: WTF

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*D<

MARCish! says:
*Lecturer: No la you got promoted.
*You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone and runs out-
Class: WTF it was enough the first time D8

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*LOLOOLLL
*OOC Vivi

MARCish! says:
*YALOR XDDDD
*… CAN POST ON 5HOURGASM LOLOL
*OR YOUR BLOG XD

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*NUU
*juuu post it on gasm

MARCish! says:
*K AND MY BLOG

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*K
*if wordpress can like the post then i will like it
*then unlike
*then like

MARCish! says:
*FOR THE HELL OF IT

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*then flood your notifications
*(if wordpress got)

Cadmus’ Weight Issues. March 8, 2009

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-Marc. lacks inspiration. D: says:
*why you shout OI LA
*scary >:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*ohhh
*COS YOU BEAT ME LOR
*5 HOURGASMS K

-Marc. lacks inspiration. D: says:
*>:
*LOL
*-points to spasming zavius-
*Zavius: w-why does i-i-it f-f-feel so g-g-g-ood

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*cos it does babey
*that’s what u get when your maker fondles you

-Marc. lacks inspiration. D: says:
*D: And I’m being ignored
*’Cause your dead >:
*AHA LEMME GET IC

-Zavius. says:
*OHAY RETRO

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*HI ZAVIUS
*-throws boxers at zavius-

-Zavius. says:
*O_o

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*PUT THEM ON.

-Zavius. says:
*But I like being nekkid >:
*Marc: Yes he does

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*i dun appreciate your bits dangling
*(its cos ur not cadmus lol)

-Zavius. says:
*Fine >:
*-puts on boxers-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*hehhh

-Zavius. says:
*-Cadmus comes in naked-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*there you go good boy

-Zavius. says:
*Cadmus: ARE YOU READY TO ROCKKKKKKKK?

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*hi cadmus dro0l
*YES

-Zavius. says:
*Cadmus: -rocks his bits-
*OH GOD XDD

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*XDDDD TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
*Cadmus: MY LITTLE ROCKERS ARE GOOD TO GO!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*CADMUS ILU BUT ROCKING YOUR BITS AIN’T COOL.

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*XD
*LITTLE ROCKERS LOLWUT
*Cadmus: .. fine. -rocks man boobs-
*CADMUS HAS MOOBS OMG

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*ew
*O_O
*I THOUGHT YOU HAD 6 PACKS THING GOING ON
*D:
*T_T

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*SPOT SEXY CHRISTY CHUNG & STAND TO WIN $300 SLIMMING VOUCHER!
*Cadmus: -clicks on ad-
*Cadmus: Or do I? :eyes:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*v1v2v3v

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*>:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*yes u do betch D:

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Cadmus: Oh okay >: -jiggles belly fat-
*OOC CRACK RP imhigh
*”Cadmus and his weight issues”
*Retro: Cadmus, you’re not fat
*Cadmus: YES I AM D< See this, its fat
*Retro: Ask Zavius, you’re not fat.
*Cadmus: Am I fat, Zavius?
*Zavius: Elephantine.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*WHATEVER LA CADMUS
*YOU PERFECT ALR WANT TALK BIG
*GO DIE AH >:

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Cadmus: T_T -commits suicide-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*…………. HEH YOU WUN’T DIE LOL

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Cadmus: -ded-
*Zavius: .. Who shot a pig and hung it up in Cadmus’ room? O_o
*OMG ZAVIUS SEW MEAN
*>:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*DDDD:

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Zavier: o_o It looks LIKE Cadmus -pokes pig/vampire-
*Marius: CADMUS! OH CADMUS! YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLIMMING- I MEAN MEDICINE!

Emo Cadmus >: February 19, 2009

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Cadmus: nnnn i’m horney

Marius: -stoned-

Cadmus: DADDY I HATE YOU!

Marius: Nnn I hate you too Petunia

Cadmus: -spanks his daddy- DADDY YOU’RE SHAMELESS! YOU GET HIGH ALL THE TIME (rant)
Cadmus: WAIT WHAT! WHO’S PETUNIA!?

Marius: HEE HEE MY WAYFE

Cadmus: ….. WHAT!

Cadmus: But what am I to you then? :cries:

Marius: -drunkenly- HEE HEE MY TOY

Cadmus: …. you married me last year daddy :cries:

Eclipse: !!! The story has turned into a drama! What will happen next?! -films while fapping-

Marius: HEE HEE NO I DIDNT I DID THAT TO MAEK JOO HAPPPEEHHHH LIKE I AM NAOOO EHEHEHEHEHHEEEHEHEH

Cadmus: D: YOU SUCK! -kicks marius’s balls and stomps off-

Marius: OHhhHHH I WUBVE MAII PETUNIAAAAA OH I LOVE HERR TOOOO~~ *sings*

Cadmus: -goes out into the sun- OH WOE HAS BEFALLEN ME T~T -burns himself- OW

Zavius: !!! CADMUS GET OUT OF THE SUN! -pulls cadmus in-

Cadmus: whyyyyy dadddy T~T you hate me sooo much -sniffles and cries in zavius’s arms-

Zavier: -walking around the corner- B-brother.. have you seen m-my- *sees Cadmus in Zavius’ arms and looks at his twin and runs away*

Eclipse: !!!! MORE DRAMA
Eclipse: -films and faps faster-

Cadmus: OH -cries into Zavius’s shoulder- save me from this paaaain :cries:

Zavius: N-no! Uhh… you stay here -puts Cadmus on patio chair- I’ll go talk to my brother -runs after Zavier-

Eclipse: I’m cool like that 8D -faps harder-

Cadmus: T~T no one likes me -goes over to Eclipse- Eclipse you’re my IRL OTP right? T~T comfort meeeeee -flops in his fapping lap-
*in real life one true pairing BTW

Eclipse: This is an OOC RP, tard, get back to the drama -pushes Cadmus back-

Cadmus: joooooooooo called me a taaaaard -cries louder and drowns himself in acid-

Zavier: -dramatic running-

Zavius: -dramatic chasing-

Marius: -dramatic heeheeing-

Cadmus: AAAAAAAAHHHHH THIS FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEELEVEN

Eclipse: -yawns-

Cadmus: -bones and half rotted flesh left- UUGHUGUHGHGHGHGHMHGMHGHG

*eclipse’s phone rings* KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~

Eclipse: !!! stupid ringtone

Cadmus: -swims out of acid and flops onto carpet twitching- X_X

Cadmus: -in Heaven- nnnn where am i?

God: You are in Heaven

Cadmus: joo mean i finally died? -looks at God with :iconimsorryplz:

God: Apparently yes.

Cadmus: -flops into God’s lap sobbing- Why is everyone so mean to meeeeee

God: Because you’re a bitch

Cadmus: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT! :cries: now you’re mean to meee toooooo

God: I’ll revive you then

Cadmus: -sniffle-…. o-ok…. its because it’s you…. i-i trust joo

God: -revives-

Eclipse: Oh you’re back Cadmus? -yawn-

Cadmus: …. -rolls eyes and sniffles- Shut up. I hate you. >’: -hides in room for rest of the night-

MArius: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Cadmus: …. I HATE YOU MOST

MARIUS: IIEEXX DUNNCHHXXZX caReXZX

Cadmus: :cries: UUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANNA DIE

cursing and more February 17, 2009

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<retroelectric>me: -feeding vodka and milk to cadmus now-

<Zaleth-Chris>Cadmus: Nnnn mommy

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: ….. I didn’t marry Retro O_o

<retroelectric>me: o_o nu i’m not your mummy
<retroelectric>me: >DDD but if he did…. >DDDDD

<Zaleth-Chris>Cadmus: WHERES MOMMY D<
<Zaleth-Chris>Marc: LOL
<retroelectric>YOUR MUMMY DIE LA

<retroelectric>me: -gives Cadmus some hot redhead MILF-

<retroelectric>me: -moves to feed zavier and zavius again- n_n

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -licks lips- Nnnn brother you have some on your lap -licks Zavius’ lap-

<retroelectric>me: -covers my eyes still feeding them-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Nnn bro, you have some on your cheek -licks cheek-

<retroelectric>cadmus: -pouting in a corner- mummy is not feeding me >_>

<retroelectric>me: WTF I’M NOT YOUR MUMMY D<
<retroelectric>I’M YOUR MAKER

<retroelectric>eclipse: -yawning and filming and fapping lazily-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -sticks out tongue with one eye closed and licks Zavius’ cheek-

<retroelectric>avicus: nnnn -watching Queer as Folk-

<retroelectric>Zavius: -shiver and blushy and mewl- nnnn

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -outburst- OK THIS IS IT. I’M HORNEY AND I WANNA FUCK -search for victims-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -pounces on his daddy- DADDY!!! -spank-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: Get offa me I’m drooknk

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -rapes his daddy- I DUN CARE D<

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: -punches Cadus-
<Zaleth-Chris>LOL CADUS
<Zaleth-Chris>CADMUS
<Zaleth-Chris>CADMOOS

<retroelectric>Avicus: -fapping silently over QAF-
<Zaleth-Chris>KEHD MOOS

<retroelectric>Cadmus: HA YOU MISSED DADDY -rapes more-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: -groan and kicks Cadmus’ toot-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: WTF DADDY Y U KICK MY THIGH

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: I felt looike it

<retroelectric>Cadmus: daddy you’re so unfunny >< -rapes more-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: I SED I WUZ DROONK

<retroelectric>Cadmus: OH yes ooh daddy mmhmmm -XYZs-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: -pushes Cadmus off- IM TIRED, SMELL OF ALCOHOL, AND IM UNHORNY.

<retroelectric>Cadmus: D< you suck -finds Lestat-

<retroelectric>Lestat: -stuck in toilet-

<retroelectric>Lestat: WTF! my superstrength DOESN’T WORK ON THIS CUBICLE!!!

<retroelectric>Lestat: ….can someone from outside open the toilet for me? -calls out-

<retroelectric>Lestat: …. I HEAR SOMEONE CALLED MARX GIGGLING AT ME D<

<Zaleth-Chris>Twins: -stumble into toilet making out- Nnn Zavier don’t do that.. you do it like this… -more kissing sounds-

<retroelectric>Lestat: Oui, you, whoever your name is -french accent-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Nnn… Zavier you’re doing it- WHO ARE YOU?

<retroelectric>Lestat: What do you mean who are you?! Why it is I the great vampire Lestat, the most gorgeous and powerful vampire ever to grace the surface of the Earth -french accent thickening-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: NO that’s me -greek accent and stumbles into the toilet- Hey wtf?!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: -to Zavier- I’m sorry bro, I don’t feel horny now… but maybe I will later

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: … What seems to be your problem Lestas

<retroelectric>Lestat: -rolls eyes- Open the door for me mortal!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Why should I, Lastat.

<retroelectric>Lestat: Mon Dieu! Get your pronunciation right! It is Lestat “LES-TAHT”. You should, before I set your pants on fire, mortal!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Fondue? Okay then. -goes out to buy fondue-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -plays with fingers nervously- meep

<retroelectric>Lestat: -sighs- PUTAIN DE MERDE! Cadmus! You’re there aren’t you?! Help me you incorrigible blond idiot ><

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -pouts- You’re blond too…..

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -still in toilet dunno what to do- Meep

<retroelectric>Lestat: AVELA KAPELA KAPPA KAPUT! D<

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -shakes- -opens door-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -nods and opens the toilet door and sees Lestat stumble out in boxers only- Uhhhh…. -erection-

<retroelectric>Lestat: Oh Mon Dieu! Merci beaucoup~ -french kisses Cadmus-

<retroelectric>Lestat: -flying kiss to Zavier-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: NN! -blushy-
<Zaleth-Chris>FUCKING UKE D<

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -blushy- Uhmmm Hi Lestat. Want to grab a bite?

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: -comes in with cheese fondue- Mm this fondue is- *sees Zavier blushing* WTF -slaps Lestat-

<retroelectric>Lestat: -winks at Zavier suddenly gets slapped- HUH? PUTAIN DE MERDE! MERDE! Mon Dieu what is the meaning of slapping me Zahvius?

<Zaleth-Chris>ZAHVIUS, WHERE IS MY KOFI, ZAHVIUS, I NEED MY KOFI TO SLEEP

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -fidgets uncomfortably in skirt- uhhh…

<retroelectric>NO: ZAHVIUS, VERE IZ MAI KOFFI
<Zaleth-Chris>LOL!
<retroelectric>very THICK ONE
<retroelectric>PHLEGM THICK

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: YOU DID SOMETHING INDECENT TO MY BROTHER RIGHT

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: !! N-no.. brother… h-he didn’t

<retroelectric>Lestat: Non, mon petit! Why should I?! I was jhust about to take Caddmous for a drink! -huffs-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -horny-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: -magically gets CCTV footage of toilet- AHA! YOU
<Zaleth-Chris>FFF
<Zaleth-Chris>YOU BLEW A KISS AT MY BRO

<retroelectric>Lestat: EET IZ A KUSTOM FOR US FREWNCH PEEEEOPLE! D<

<retroelectric>Cadmus: Mmmn… Lestat? I’m hungry -pokes fingers together-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: BUT BUT

<retroelectric>Lestat: WAT??! -turns to look at Cadmus- Oh. Je suis desole ma cherie -winks at Cadmus then glares at Zavier- NNNow if you don’t mind, I’m offv to have my dinner wiz my Cadmus -huffs and turns away-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Go have your sex after that, and don’t involve Zavie

<retroelectric>Lestat: -huffs- Oh and for your eenformation ma cherie Zavius, I am NNNot a pedofile -turns and pulls Cadmus along- AU REVOIR!!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: We’re not children, we’re 17

<retroelectric>Lestat: Ei heard zat! Inszolent little brat! Putain de merde!!!! D<

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -bites Lestat- Ooh darling

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Zavie? You wanna go up now? I have fondue and I’m horny -does some kind of suggestive teeth grind-

<Zaleth-Chris>Eclipse: -filming from cubicle-

<retroelectric>Avicus: -mysteriously watching the footage from tv- Huh? since when Cadmus was an actor?

<retroelectric>eclipse: -has hooked up the camera to the tv LOLOLOL-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: Y-yes… brother.. let’s go u-up…

<retroelectric>Cadmus and Lestat: -in tangled sex position-

<retroelectric>AND IT IS A HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL OF THEM. THE END

If they kept blogs…. February 15, 2009

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New Undeadjournal entry: MMMM Greek Bukkake
Author: CadmustehSexGod
Mood: HORNY AND LUSTY

OMGS you would never have guessed what happened just now. It started out with just an innocent peck on the lips with me and my daddy then he called all his Greek friends over and we (post censored)

New DemonPress entry: I don’t know what just happened
Author: EclipseRoxYourSox
Mood: Confuzzled
WTF JUST HAPPENED. I THOUGHT I WANTED TO RECORD MARIUS/CADMUS BUT THEN IT TURNED INTO GREEK BUKKAKE AND YOU KNOW I CAN’T RESIST THAT. Like even though I’m not Greek. So yeah he shoved (post censored)

New Gspot entry
Title: Drool-worthy
Author: Eclipserocksurworld
Mood: Horney
Eating: CUM
Drinking: CUM
Playing: WITH MY DICK
Watching: PORN
Reading: PORN FICS

LOL
New UndeadJournal entry
Title: UMF NNN
Author: CadmustehSexGod
Mood: SEX
Eating: SEX
Drinking: SEX
Playing: SEX
Watching: SEX
Reading: SEX

NewUndeadJournal entry
Title: DELICIOUS LITTLE BOY
Author: MariusCLOSETPEDO
Mood: Fuck yeah
Mood: Cadmus
Eating: My sonny
Drinking: My little boy
Playing: HELLZ YEAH MY LITTLE BOY THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
Watching: My little boy showering
Reading: MY LITTLE BOY’S EROTICA

Singaporean Vampires O_O February 13, 2009

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Marc. says:
Zavius: Nnnn… its… too… tight..

retroelectric -vivi- says:
eclipse: -jerking off-

-Marc. says:
Cadmus: CHAO CHEE BYE

retroelectric -vivi- says:
eclipse: WHAT LA. KANINA CHEEBYE PROSTITUTE

-Marc. says:
Cadmus: FUCK YOU LA MA DE, QU SI BAH, KANINA BU CHAO CHEE BYE GO HOME LA

retroelectric -vivi- says:
eclipse: WHAT YOU THINK I BLARDY SCARED YOU VAMPIRE ISSIT. FUCK SPIDER AH NI.

-Marc. says:
Cadmus: GOT PROBLEM AH? IF GOT THEN GTFO LA NOOB, GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER CHEEBYE LA NINABU

retroelectric -vivi- says:
:’> I LOVE SINGAPOREAN CADMUS AND ECLIPSE

-Marc. says:
Zavius: O_O quarrelling couple. -rolls eyes an goes back to trying on jeans-

-Marc. says:
XD that time marius said something in greek and suddenly cadmus shouted CHAO CHEE BYE XD
singaporean vampire and demon XD

-Marc. says:
Avicus: -yawn- I’ve been watching TV for 5 straight days.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Marius: -appears into the room and sleeps in Avicus’s lap-

-Marc. says:
Avicus: Uhm, uhh… -flustered- CADMUS GET YOUR DAD OFF MY LAP

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: HWAT LA! KANINA BU!

-Marc. says:
Eclipse: EH SHUT THE FUCK UP LA NABEI, I TRYING TO PCC HERE CAN? GO FUCK YOUR FATHER MOTHER CHEEBYE LAN JIAO LA

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: WHO THE FUCK TALKING TO YOU LA SIAL! YOU BLARDY BODOH GUNDU GOOD FOR NOTHING DEMON LORD. TALK BIG ONLY. FUCK COCK AH

-Marc. says:
Eclipse: NINABU, YOU WAN FIGHT IZZIT? GO DIE LA, I KAN SI LA NI, GO SUCK MYBALLS LA, I TRYING TO PCC ‘VER THERE QUIETLY THEN YOU COME HERE KAO PEI KAO BU, YOU DAMN GUAILAN LEH, GO FUCK MY DOG LA

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: ….8D I FUCKED YOUR DOG LAST NIGHT

-Marc. says:
Eclipse: HAH?!?! TMD! YOU FUCK MY SEX SLAVE? I FUCK YOUR BALLS BECAUSE OF THAT LA KNNB CCB KPKB FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUR FATHER VAGINA LA -pounces on Cadmus and rapes-

Singaporeans. How comical XD

retroelectric -vivi- says:
TOTALLY XDDDDDD
SO FUCKING VULGAR LOL

-Marc. says:
Avicus: SIMI BODOH LA, CAN SHADDUP ANOT, I TRYING TO WATCH TV HERE LA STOP KAO PEI KAO BU OVER THERE LA
Twins: -cowers in corner-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Marius: -covers ears with pillow- CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP OR NOT. I’M THE FUCKING ADULT HERE AND LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY. CHEEBYE. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING COFFIN AND GO SLEEP LA. SEOW BODOH, I WANT PEACE ALSO CANNOT. -goes to sleep grumbling-

-Marc. says:
Cadmus, Eclipse and Avicus: … Sorry, lao ban. -goes to shut up-
Twins: XD-ing away

-Marc. says:
Marc: -records video-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
BEST. ARGUMENT. EVER

-Marc. says:
XDDD
LOL MARIUS SOUNDS LIKE HES DRUNK

retroelectric -vivi- says:
8O HE IS!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
I THOUGHT THAT WAS CADMUS EH
SINCE HE’S SO RAPEABLE AND BUKKAKEABLE

-Marc. says:
LOLOLOL
Marius: -curses in sleep- Na bu, those asshole cheebye kias keep kpkbing when i sleeping, knnb, lucky they shaddup if not I fuck their bodies upside down nia

-Marc. says:
XD
Avicus: See la, you bastard cheebye kias go wake up lao ban leh, we all sure KIA! -does throat cutting gesture-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: Not my fault also…. is that cheebye bapok’s fault -points to Eclipse-
BAPOK
LOL
POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK

-Marc. says:
LOL
BAPOK XD
Eclipse: WHAT LA, CHEEBYE. I ASK YOU SHADDUP CAN. YOU BASTARD LA KNNB

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: …. BLOODY SIAL BAPOK.

-Marc. says:
Marius: OI GINNA, SHUT UP LA I CAN HEAR YOU LA KNNB

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -huffles and crosses arms- HMPH.
LOOOOL EPIC SINGAPORE VAMPIRE LA

-Marc. says:
Eclipse and Avicus: -snerk-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -growls and bares fangs and tries to look scarey but fails-

-Marc. says:
Avicus: -snerksnerk-

The many faces of Cadmus Baptiste February 11, 2009

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As typed by Marc:

Cadmus the british snoot:
I can see why you’re called ‘Clotworthy’ because frankly, you’re worth a clot, you little moron.

Cadmus the football hooligan:
SO YOU THINK YOU’RE SO GREAT EH? YOU NANCY PONCE? LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL VAMPIRE IS YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Cadmus the fag:
UH! THIS IS NOT FABULOUS! ON THE CONTRARY, ITS ABSOLUTELY UNFABULOUS!

Cadmus the bimbo:
AWH! WHATEVER, LOSER. -makes L forehead gesture- I DON’T GIVE A CARE IF MIKE DOESN’T GO OUT WITH YOU, SO RUN ALONG AND PLAY YOUR LITTLE TOYS! -hairflip-

Cadmus the loanshark:
SI MI TAIJI, HAH? YOU WANT TO PWAY LATER? GO DIE LA!  QU SI BAH! FUCK YOUR MADE LA KANINA CHOW CHEEBYE

Moar gasm…. with special guest February 11, 2009

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Carolyn F.J.W says:
I just realised something.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
hmm?

Carolyn F.J.W says:
If I ever make my own OC you two will most likely sic your OCs on mine and rape him/her.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
but you’re untouchable D:

Carolyn F.J.W says:
As if that’s never stopped Cadmus before.
-points to Cadmus and Eclipse making out next to me-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
XD o_o true
-takes their photo-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Ok, -walks away as their pants somehow start falling downwards-
Don’t wanna be an extra.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
XD
nah they are only making out they won’t rape you

Carolyn F.J.W says:
I don’t wanna be in the way when they start ravishing each other.
In 3… 2… 1…

retroelectric -vivi- says:
hahahaha uke Cadmus again >D

Carolyn F.J.W says:
-closes door behind them-
Oh bugger, my squirrel’s in there with them.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
>D I’ve secretly tapped in on that room

Carolyn F.J.W says:
D:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
aw poor squirrel
its eyes
DDDD:

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Ahwell, useless education won’t hurt him.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Yeah you can always have squirrel clorox eyemo

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Or I can just let him kill himself.
Probably less messy that way.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
XDDD
you’re mean to the pooor squirrel

Carolyn F.J.W says:
He’s only a squirrel!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
DDD:

Carolyn F.J.W says:
He’s small, brown, furry and scuttles for a living.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
so does my hamster
but i don’t want to kill them
DD:

Carolyn F.J.W says:
My squirrel has rabies.
Just that I didn”t mention that in the one shot.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
OMG
D:
AWWW
poor thing
>.< aww no more OTP

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Cadmus seems to have other boy toys…

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Carolyn F.J.W says:
-looks at 5hourgasm-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
LOL
YOU FOUND IT

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Yes I did.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
HAHAHA
he has Marius
his daddy

Carolyn F.J.W says:
There’s also the twins if he wants some young meat.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
yes that bloody pedo

Carolyn F.J.W says:
LOL @ PEDOBEARR.
As if you don’t mind.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
I never said 8D

Carolyn F.J.W says:
More stuff to put in 5hourgasm.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
8D YESH

Carolyn F.J.W says:
XD

retroelectric -vivi- says:
i love that word
boytoys
-hears Cadmus whine daddy again- 8D

Carolyn F.J.W says:
When did Marius step into that room?
Oh wait, maybe the squirrel in the room’s not mine.
Maybe it’s Marius in disguise o_O

retroelectric -vivi- says:
O_O
Cadmus sounds so cute when he whines daddy lol
Now I hear whipping.

Carolyn F.J.W says:
What did Cadmus do this time?
Besides rape Eclipse when Marius was at work.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Exactly that! It got Marius jealous lol

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Cadmus: But… YOU’RE MY DADDY!!!!! -wibbles-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Marius: -glare- No can do. You cheated on your daddy you naughty little boy -cracks whip-
D: poor cadmus

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Naw, he’ll rape his dad in 3… 2… 1…
I hear moaning.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: DADDEH… -pants sexily- XD
You’re so right

retroelectric -vivi- says:
More like his dad raping him 8D
Not that he minds 8D

Carolyn F.J.W says:
-inaudible shouting ensues-
I think Cadmus wants it harder.
That’s what it sounds like…

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Wow that insatiable blond idiot

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Yep.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
hot anyways!!! XD

Carolyn F.J.W says:
And he hasn’t tried raping anyone else yet.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Eclipse: -filming the two-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Edward Cullen secretly wants to get fucked by Cadmus O:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
HE DOES 8D
Cadmus: Nnnnn dadddyyyyy
Edward: Nnnnn Cadmussssss
XD

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Now the room’s twinkling…

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Wow
I’M DAZZLED
X_X

Carolyn F.J.W says:
I’m blinded ._.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
DDD: -kicks edwardo out of the room-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Cadmus: But we were having so much fun D:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Marius: D< BEHAVE SON. -rapes harder-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Cadmus: Now I’m having MORE fun!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Eclipse: -drool-
Marius: D< Good you little naughty boy -spanks-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Eclipse looks as if he’s gonna jump in soon.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Nah he’s filming this for work purposes XD
Then he will jump
Cadmus: -mewls and blushy-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
-passes Eclipse a tripod stand-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Eclipse: Thanks
XDDD
CAN I POST THIS ON GASM?

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Go ahead retroelectric -vivi- says:
XDDD
THANKS

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Lolwhut.
Guest starring me, an innocent bystander who helped things along the way.
retroelectric -vivi- says:
XD
CAROLYN YOU’RE MADE OF WIN

Carolyn F.J.W says:
I know.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -blushy- Dadddyyyyyyy
WIN LAH YOU

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Marius looks tired.
Eclipse: Can I take over, like, NOW?

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: Nnnn -pants sexily-
Marius: -falls off-

Carolyn F.J.W says:

He’s asleep.
o_O

retroelectric -vivi- says:
I THOUGHT MARIUS WAS CADMUS’S UBERSEME D8

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Long day at work?

retroelectric -vivi- says:
oh yeah
that condom factory thing
DX
Cadmus: Nnnnn more pleasee daddy -mewl-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Eclipse: What about me?! D:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -bats eyelashes sexily at Eclipse-
Cadmus: -mewls sexily-
Cadmus: -begs sexily-

Carolyn F.J.W says:
Eclipse: -takes over-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -gasps sexily-
XD
everything he does need to be sexily

Carolyn F.J.W says:
I noticed.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
XD

Our first OOC tryst :3 February 10, 2009

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Hem hem. Marc here. I’m here to introduce you to this humble abode of ours. This is our OOC (out of character, hem) RP (role playing) Blog (Weblog >_>) created by retro and I.

The url speaks for itself, really. A 5 hour non stop orgasm. It was created after retro admitted to Cadmus having a 5 hour orgasm whenever retro touched him. How horny. :3

To welcome to new beginning, a new RP!

-Marc. says:
*LOLOL
*LET’S START ON AN RP NAO
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*OKAY
*Cadmus: Daddy where are you? -looks under table-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: -is on top of table- Up here
*CADMUS IS SO KAWAII WHEN HE SAYS THAT
*AHHHHHH!
*-heart melts for 2nd time-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*-heart melts too lol-
*retro: DID YOU CATCH A RECORD OF HIM CALLING DADDY, IT IS RINGTONE WORTHY.
-Marc. says:
*LOL!
*like kiddie
*DAAAADDDDIEEE!
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -looks up- Hey dadd- -accidentally knocks head on table- T~TOW
-Marc. says:
*O_O
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: -watching CSI- hey WTF! Why did they blow up?! Gah shizz nitz -changes channel-
*Marius: Aww poor boy -rubs on Cadmus’s head and kisses-
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: -munching popcorn- HEY I WAS WATCHING THAT- nnnnn -feels zavier licking his ear-
*Cadmus: Nnnnn I wub you daddy
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Marius: I love you too son -grins and makes eyebrows waggle-
*Eclipse: (to Marc) … I think I’m the only sane one here and that’s saying something.
-Marc. says:
*Zavier: -takes off tongue from ear- HEY!
*Marc: Yupp. I’m just an innocent bystander.
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*retro: Yah me too lor.
-Marc. says:
*Marc: GO BACK TO YOUR OOC-NESS
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -glomps Marius- Dadddyyy -bats eyelashes-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: Awww… you’re too cute -nips Cadmus’ lips-
*Eclipse: THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF -takes photo-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Zavier: -mewls and blushy- Zaviussss….
*Cadmus: -blushy and pushes Marius to the ground- teehee -rips his daddy’s clothes off-
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: Nnn…. yes, brother?
*Marius: Oh Cadmus, you’ve been practicing
*or.. practising
*D
*D:
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*retro: -pipes in- practising
*Zavier: -pouts and sits in Zavius’s lap-
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: -ruffles twin’s hair- Do … you want me?
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Zavier: -nods- All the time… -wiggles-
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: NNnnnn… I’m getting too hard…
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -licks Marius’s neck- Mmm daddy you’re so tasty
-Marc. says:
*Marius: As are you -licks cadmus’ lips-
*Avicus: -drops popcorn while watching twins flirt with each other-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Eclipse: -rubs his shorts-
-Marc. says:
*Eclipse: -magically in the closet- Ooooh, twincest… heh heh heh! *takes photo*
*and faps at the same time
*XD
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*XDDD
*Cadmus: -mewls and pulls off Marius’s pants- Hee daddy you look like you’re very happy to see me
*Zavier: -leer- I can see -wiggles more in lap-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: Of course I am…. I love my little Caddy-boy… mmroww.
*Zavius: Nnnn…. don’t… *closes one eye in pain* its getting too hard… nnn
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -licks his XYZ with his blowjob lips- Mmm daddy you’re tastyy : p
*Zavier: -licks eye and mewls- You don’t like it…?
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: I like it… but.. now’s not the time… Avicus… -points to Avicus-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: Huh? -licking blood lollipop- I was watching.
*Marius: -growls watching Cadmus’s lips-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: Mmmm… Caddy-boy, you’re tastier…
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*(look at our blog header loool)
*(not so sexy yet :eyes:)
-Marc. says:
*XD
*O_O
*its green
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*ya
*o_o
*Eclipse: -filming with glee-
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: Nnnnn… Avicus… couldja get…mmm …. outt?
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: But this is the only room which has the widescreen HD tv -pout-
*Cadmus: -blushy and sucks more- Mmppgh daddy
-Marc. says:
*Zavius: Nnnn… just get out… AHHH! -pounces on twin and rips off clothes-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: -sniffles and takes blood popcorn and shuffles off- Suuuu mean
-Marc. says:
*Eclipse: -films twins-
*O_O
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*O_O
-Marc. says:
*O_O
*-skips in a meadow hand in hand like my dp with my twins-
*how bout if we were part of TRIPLETS
*OMG ORGYLOL
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*THREESOME 8D
*Cadmus: Nnnn daddy -wriggles on top of Marius-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: Ohohhoho, trying to be the seme?
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -growls- Yeah -licks-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: I’m fine with that >D
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: … D: I was looking forward to being pounded hard -licks again-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: Daddy’s too tired today
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: -sniffles and watches tv in the bedroom-
-Marc. says:
*Eclipse: -suddenly under table- Ohohoho, father-son incest >D -films-
*-eclipse phone rings, giving his position away-
*Eclipse: -fumbles with phone- URGHH! SETH! BAD TIMING! .. WHAT!? OH NO YOU DIN’T. OH, I AM GOING TO STORM DOWN THERE AND RIP YOUR HEART OUT!
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: …. Is that Eclipse’s phone? DD -bites-
-Marc. says:
*Marius: I’m free to be eaten… -stuffs cadmus’ mouth with his tongue-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: Mmmn! -being tongue hockeyed-
*retro: o_o faint
-Marc. says:
*Marc: pervplz am too busy seeing my babies have secks
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*retro: -snort- babies
-Marc. says:
*BANANA GUMMY
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: -distracted with CSI-
*OMGS
-Marc. says:
*”Ooh you’re gonna diezzzzz of ANAL explosion BOOM! all-over-your-fugly face cos you didn’tz forward this email by 12 am etc etc by a sparkly fairy vampire” and “You’ll never find your true love EVER cos you’re a betch and you think this will never come true but it will since I SAY SO and forward this to every fucking person on your F-LIST else the 10000-headed monster will come after you in your sleep and piss blood all over you!!!!1!1″
*epic win dude
*epic win
*XD
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*O_O I LOVE UM
*>D

* 4 dirty lechers

XDDD
*OMGS
-Marc. says:
*LOL
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*YOU READ MY DEV JOURNAL?
*LOOOOL
*LOOOOL
-Marc. says:
*YEAH
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*LOOOOOOOOL
*XD
*XD
-Marc. says:
*imhigh
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*lol PISS BLOOD
*urhigh
-Marc. says:
*XD imhigh
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*XDD urhigh
-Marc. says:
*the 1000000000 heads monster has diabetes imhigh
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*HAHAHAHAAHAAAA
*imagine them drinking the diabetic blood
*cadmus: 8D SWEET BLOOD
-Marc. says:
*LOL
*Zavius: Mmm… you do it like a pro… brother
*Zavier: All the more to make you mine … mrroww
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*marius: …. YOU HAVE BAD TASTE SONNY.
-Marc. says:
*Cadmus: BUT DADDY
*O_O
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: -mewl-
-Marc. says:
*Cadmus: -erection-
*Zavius: NNNNNNN….. THIS IS THE …. 5TH TIME YOU ENTERED ME … BROTHER…
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Cadmus: -jumps Avicus and tears off his clothes-
-Marc. says:
*Avicus: NNNN IM WATCHING BONES
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*Avicus: Nnn… AND I don’t have any more clothes left… -mewl-
*Cadmus: -growls and licks Avicus-
-Marc. says:
*XD
*let’s stop here :3
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*XD
-Marc. says:
*i’m too tired X_X
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*HAHAHA
*wait!
*-bluetooth-
-Marc. says:
*OLOLOL
*-bluetooth-
retroelectric -vivi- says:
*XDDDD
*SHARE TEH GOLD

We were bored. Sue me.

-Marc!