OMGMSF LOLOL April 6, 2010

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*antistar is long enough to fuck to
*iblis: so’s my dick
cadmus: -shoots iblis-

marcagotchi says:
*hizaki is chio
*LOLOL
*LOLOLOLOLOLOL

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: oi we in singapore how u get lesen for pistol one?
cadmus: i steal from malaysia la

marcagotchi says:
*Marius: ooohhhh
*Iblis: IM INMORTEL
*God: NO UR NT -kills iblis off-
*Satan: OI HOW DARE U KILL MY SON
*God: I DIDNT KNOW D:
*God: who’s his father anyway
*Satan: … you
*DUN DUN DUN

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*HOLY

marcagotchi says:
*Iblis O: wtf we didnt know
*Iblis: huh what

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*power sia
*Iblis: I thought my bapak was orang minyak sia
*Satan: ya la that one me la
*iblis: HOLY SHIT

marcagotchi says:
*God: no wonder i didnt feel anything e_e
*Cadmus: huh
*Marius: -facepalm- Cadmus yo’re so stupid

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*cadmus: who are you to say that? D<
*marius: i’m smarter. duh
cadmus: ….

marcagotchi says:
*Marius: plus… I AM YOUR FATHER
*Cadmus: huh?
*Marius: OTL

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*cadmus: -10 mins later- u rly my dad? o.o i thought he died.

marcagotchi says:
*Marius: …. OTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*Iblis: woah Marius where the extra legs come from

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: from YOU

marcagotchi says:
*Illias: DUN DUN DUN
*Cadmus: HI ILLIAS : D
*Illias: hey (H) babe

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*cadmus and illias: -goes shopping together-
illias: -learnt some tips from iblis and is preparing to drug and rape cadmus like in the binds fic-

marcagotchi says:
*Cadmus: -totally ignorant- LETS GET SOME SHOES
*Illias: Cadmus I need go toilet
*Cadmus: I FOLLOW YOU 8D
*Illias: okay >D heh heh heh
*-rape ensues a la binds fic-

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*dun dun dun

marcagotchi says:
*Marius: OTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Iblis: oi stop OTLing la
*Marius: but my son is so stupid
*Iblis: huh?
*Marius: OTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: OTLLLLLL why is my son such a cum dumpster.

marcagotchi says:
*Iblis: I wonder that too -lazily faps-
*Marius: ….. D<

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: D< nothing i do can rectify that you’ve screwed him before. JESUS
jesus: yes brother marius?

marcagotchi says:
*o nonono jesus like this
*Marius: D< nothing i do can rectify that yo’ve screwed him before. JESUS
Jesus: sup ma
*man*

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*sup ma

marcagotchi says:
*SUP MA DICK

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*guy named dick: wha

marcagotchi says:
*Dick Lee: oi

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*cadmus: -stumbles out after being raped- :’c

marcagotchi says:
*Jesus: so what you need mah bruder
Marius: CHANGE THE FACT THAT IBLIS RAPED MY SON
Jesus: WAIT YOU HAVE A SON????
*Marius: OTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*Illias: mmmm =w=

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*iblis: -hi fives illias-

marcagotchi says:
*Illias: FUCK YE IBLIS
*Marius: WHAT THE FUCK STOP RAPING MY SON
*Iblis and Illias: HE’S YOUR SON?!
*Marius: OT- you know what, I don’t bother to anymore
*Cadmus: :’c ouch

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: -sits cadmus on lap- stfu and stay there.

marcagotchi says:
*Aoede: IM SO FUCKING WET, FISH COULD LIVE IN MY CUNT

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*GIGGLESNORT

marcagotchi says:
*Marius: e_o that’s nice Aoede
*Cadmus: i’m so fucking dry that- nvm
*Aoede: you fail

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*illias: i just painted your ass with my cum cadmus.
*aoede: -becomes dry- e_o

marcagotchi says:
*Iblis: -facepalm- goddammit illias
*Illias: WUT
*Iblis: you’re so stupid sometimes
*Illias: WHY U SAE DAT
*Aoede: ….. im leaving e_e

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*iblis and illias: -rapes each other-

marcagotchi says:
*God: ……….. SATAN CONTROL YOUR CHILD
*Satan: HE’S YOURS TOO
*God: BUT HE’S RETARDED
*Satan: i blame you
*God: FFFFFFFFFF-
*Jesus: lol man
*Marius: e_e wtf is happening now
*Cadmus: OOOOOH THREESOME TIME -rapes Iblis and Illias-

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: WTF BEING RAPED IS NOT ENOUGH?
marcagotchi says:
*Cadmus: huh
*Marius: OTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTL

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*lestat: that, monsieur marius, that’s what we call insatiable. -suave-

marcagotchi says:
*God: LOL MARIUS CATERPILLAR
*Satan: KYAAA LESTAT

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*HAHA
*marius: lestat -hugs dejectedly-

marcagotchi says:
*Lestat: Oh, I humbly accept your kind gesture of embracing me, ma cherie~ <3
*Satan: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS LESTAT -jumps excitedly-
*God: what the fuck

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*lestat: o mon dieu, satan, i know you love me, but really? -suave-

marcagotchi says:
*Satan: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! -faints-
*God: e_o what the fuck seriously
*Jesus: daddy what happened to mommy
*God: WTF
*Lestat: oh mon dieu~ what a predicament we have here
*Marius: -clings to Lestat-

✿｡◕‿◠｡ vivihiccup says:
*marius: -kisses lestat’s cheeks-

marcagotchi says:
*Lestat: -blushes- Mon Dieu! Monsier Marius, would you kindly step into my modest white van with the innocently blacked out windows parked over there?~<3
*God: O: Lestat becomes a white van pedo
*K LOl this is going on 5hourgasm D<<<<<<,,

Butchering of L and Light from Desu Noto :3 February 19, 2010

GAHAHAHA. Parental advisory bby :eyes: Full of man cream, horse dicks and SHUT UP I CANT HEAR YOU OVER LIGHT SUCKING ME

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OOC Vivi FTW! July 10, 2009

MARCish! says:
*LOLOLOLOL
*X X X X X A XDDDDDDD

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*that A extra only
*HAHAHA

MARCish! says:
*YALOR
*i wonder why no XD grade

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*XDDDD~~~
*YALOR
*YALOR
*YALOR
*I WILL BE VERY HAPPY
*8D~~
*and 8D grade

MARCish! says:
*Faci: XD actually means you fail and you’ll be expelled.
*You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone and runs out-

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*…LOL
*XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*OI
*XDDDD

MARCish! says:
*LOLOL 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDI WIN
*You: -at NAFA- Lol i did my test
Faci: Vivi, you got XD
You: WTF does that mean im expelled?
Faci: No, you go to a better arts school! We are not worthy of you!
You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone and runs out-
*Faci: wth was that e_e

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*LOLOLOLOLL
*EEEEE
*ILU
*ILU
*ILU LIKE ILU LA

MARCish! says:
*8DDDDDDDD INO

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*8D
*BTW right
*faci is exclusive to RP only
*cos RP sucks and think they so special

MARCish! says:
*LOL
*kk lor
*teacher lor

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*lecturere
*ereerr
*me: oh you spell it as lectuererrererrererererr
lecturer: XD fail.

MARCish! says:
*At better arts school-
You: Lol
Lecturer: Vivi you got XD
You: YAY NEW ARTS SCHOOL? 8D -prepares to flash-
Lecturer: No, you’re expelled
You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone- Oh wait.. WHAT? ; _;
Lecturer: Ya. Sux2bu. Nice bra though
You: WTF

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*D<

MARCish! says:
*Lecturer: No la you got promoted.
*You: SRSLY?! WHEEE YAAAAAY -flashes everyone and runs out-
Class: WTF it was enough the first time D8

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*LOLOOLLL
*OOC Vivi

MARCish! says:
*YALOR XDDDD
*… CAN POST ON 5HOURGASM LOLOL
*OR YOUR BLOG XD

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*NUU
*juuu post it on gasm

MARCish! says:
*K AND MY BLOG

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*K
*if wordpress can like the post then i will like it
*then unlike
*then like

MARCish! says:
*FOR THE HELL OF IT

retroelectric!Vivi says:
*then flood your notifications
*(if wordpress got)

Cadmus’ Weight Issues. March 8, 2009

-Marc. lacks inspiration. D: says:
*why you shout OI LA
*scary >:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*ohhh
*COS YOU BEAT ME LOR
*5 HOURGASMS K

-Marc. lacks inspiration. D: says:
*>:
*LOL
*-points to spasming zavius-
*Zavius: w-why does i-i-it f-f-feel so g-g-g-ood

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*cos it does babey
*that’s what u get when your maker fondles you

-Marc. lacks inspiration. D: says:
*D: And I’m being ignored
*’Cause your dead >:
*AHA LEMME GET IC

-Zavius. says:
*OHAY RETRO

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*HI ZAVIUS
*-throws boxers at zavius-

-Zavius. says:
*O_o

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*PUT THEM ON.

-Zavius. says:
*But I like being nekkid >:
*Marc: Yes he does

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*i dun appreciate your bits dangling
*(its cos ur not cadmus lol)

-Zavius. says:
*Fine >:
*-puts on boxers-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*hehhh

-Zavius. says:
*-Cadmus comes in naked-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*there you go good boy

-Zavius. says:
*Cadmus: ARE YOU READY TO ROCKKKKKKKK?

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*hi cadmus dro0l
*YES

-Zavius. says:
*Cadmus: -rocks his bits-
*OH GOD XDD

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*XDDDD TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
*Cadmus: MY LITTLE ROCKERS ARE GOOD TO GO!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*CADMUS ILU BUT ROCKING YOUR BITS AIN’T COOL.

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*XD
*LITTLE ROCKERS LOLWUT
*Cadmus: .. fine. -rocks man boobs-
*CADMUS HAS MOOBS OMG

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*ew
*O_O
*I THOUGHT YOU HAD 6 PACKS THING GOING ON
*D:
*T_T

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*SPOT SEXY CHRISTY CHUNG & STAND TO WIN $300 SLIMMING VOUCHER!
*Cadmus: -clicks on ad-
*Cadmus: Or do I? :eyes:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*v1v2v3v

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*>:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*yes u do betch D:

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Cadmus: Oh okay >: -jiggles belly fat-
*OOC CRACK RP imhigh
*”Cadmus and his weight issues”
*Retro: Cadmus, you’re not fat
*Cadmus: YES I AM D< See this, its fat
*Retro: Ask Zavius, you’re not fat.
*Cadmus: Am I fat, Zavius?
*Zavius: Elephantine.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*WHATEVER LA CADMUS
*YOU PERFECT ALR WANT TALK BIG
*GO DIE AH >:

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Cadmus: T_T -commits suicide-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*…………. HEH YOU WUN’T DIE LOL

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Cadmus: -ded-
*Zavius: .. Who shot a pig and hung it up in Cadmus’ room? O_o
*OMG ZAVIUS SEW MEAN
*>:

retroelectric -vivi- says:
*DDDD:

-Marc. lacks inspiration D: says:
*Zavier: o_o It looks LIKE Cadmus -pokes pig/vampire-
*Marius: CADMUS! OH CADMUS! YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SLIMMING- I MEAN MEDICINE!

Emo Cadmus >: February 19, 2009

Cadmus: nnnn i’m horney

Marius: -stoned-

Cadmus: DADDY I HATE YOU!

Marius: Nnn I hate you too Petunia

Cadmus: -spanks his daddy- DADDY YOU’RE SHAMELESS! YOU GET HIGH ALL THE TIME (rant)
Cadmus: WAIT WHAT! WHO’S PETUNIA!?

Marius: HEE HEE MY WAYFE

Cadmus: ….. WHAT!

Cadmus: But what am I to you then? :cries:

Marius: -drunkenly- HEE HEE MY TOY

Cadmus: …. you married me last year daddy :cries:

Eclipse: !!! The story has turned into a drama! What will happen next?! -films while fapping-

Marius: HEE HEE NO I DIDNT I DID THAT TO MAEK JOO HAPPPEEHHHH LIKE I AM NAOOO EHEHEHEHEHHEEEHEHEH

Cadmus: D: YOU SUCK! -kicks marius’s balls and stomps off-

Marius: OHhhHHH I WUBVE MAII PETUNIAAAAA OH I LOVE HERR TOOOO~~ *sings*

Cadmus: -goes out into the sun- OH WOE HAS BEFALLEN ME T~T -burns himself- OW

Zavius: !!! CADMUS GET OUT OF THE SUN! -pulls cadmus in-

Cadmus: whyyyyy dadddy T~T you hate me sooo much -sniffles and cries in zavius’s arms-

Zavier: -walking around the corner- B-brother.. have you seen m-my- *sees Cadmus in Zavius’ arms and looks at his twin and runs away*

Eclipse: !!!! MORE DRAMA
Eclipse: -films and faps faster-

Cadmus: OH -cries into Zavius’s shoulder- save me from this paaaain :cries:

Zavius: N-no! Uhh… you stay here -puts Cadmus on patio chair- I’ll go talk to my brother -runs after Zavier-

Eclipse: I’m cool like that 8D -faps harder-

Cadmus: T~T no one likes me -goes over to Eclipse- Eclipse you’re my IRL OTP right? T~T comfort meeeeee -flops in his fapping lap-
*in real life one true pairing BTW

Eclipse: This is an OOC RP, tard, get back to the drama -pushes Cadmus back-

Cadmus: joooooooooo called me a taaaaard -cries louder and drowns himself in acid-

Zavier: -dramatic running-

Zavius: -dramatic chasing-

Marius: -dramatic heeheeing-

Cadmus: AAAAAAAAHHHHH THIS FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEELEVEN

Eclipse: -yawns-

Cadmus: -bones and half rotted flesh left- UUGHUGUHGHGHGHGHMHGMHGHG

*eclipse’s phone rings* KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~

Eclipse: !!! stupid ringtone

Cadmus: -swims out of acid and flops onto carpet twitching- X_X

Cadmus: -in Heaven- nnnn where am i?

God: You are in Heaven

Cadmus: joo mean i finally died? -looks at God with :iconimsorryplz:

God: Apparently yes.

Cadmus: -flops into God’s lap sobbing- Why is everyone so mean to meeeeee

God: Because you’re a bitch

Cadmus: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT! :cries: now you’re mean to meee toooooo

God: I’ll revive you then

Cadmus: -sniffle-…. o-ok…. its because it’s you…. i-i trust joo

God: -revives-

Eclipse: Oh you’re back Cadmus? -yawn-

Cadmus: …. -rolls eyes and sniffles- Shut up. I hate you. >’: -hides in room for rest of the night-

MArius: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Cadmus: …. I HATE YOU MOST

MARIUS: IIEEXX DUNNCHHXXZX caReXZX

Cadmus: :cries: UUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANNA DIE

cursing and more February 17, 2009

<retroelectric>me: -feeding vodka and milk to cadmus now-

<Zaleth-Chris>Cadmus: Nnnn mommy

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: ….. I didn’t marry Retro O_o

<retroelectric>me: o_o nu i’m not your mummy
<retroelectric>me: >DDD but if he did…. >DDDDD

<Zaleth-Chris>Cadmus: WHERES MOMMY D<
<Zaleth-Chris>Marc: LOL
<retroelectric>YOUR MUMMY DIE LA

<retroelectric>me: -gives Cadmus some hot redhead MILF-

<retroelectric>me: -moves to feed zavier and zavius again- n_n

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -licks lips- Nnnn brother you have some on your lap -licks Zavius’ lap-

<retroelectric>me: -covers my eyes still feeding them-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Nnn bro, you have some on your cheek -licks cheek-

<retroelectric>cadmus: -pouting in a corner- mummy is not feeding me >_>

<retroelectric>me: WTF I’M NOT YOUR MUMMY D<
<retroelectric>I’M YOUR MAKER

<retroelectric>eclipse: -yawning and filming and fapping lazily-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -sticks out tongue with one eye closed and licks Zavius’ cheek-

<retroelectric>avicus: nnnn -watching Queer as Folk-

<retroelectric>Zavius: -shiver and blushy and mewl- nnnn

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -outburst- OK THIS IS IT. I’M HORNEY AND I WANNA FUCK -search for victims-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -pounces on his daddy- DADDY!!! -spank-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: Get offa me I’m drooknk

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -rapes his daddy- I DUN CARE D<

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: -punches Cadus-
<Zaleth-Chris>LOL CADUS
<Zaleth-Chris>CADMUS
<Zaleth-Chris>CADMOOS

<retroelectric>Avicus: -fapping silently over QAF-
<Zaleth-Chris>KEHD MOOS

<retroelectric>Cadmus: HA YOU MISSED DADDY -rapes more-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: -groan and kicks Cadmus’ toot-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: WTF DADDY Y U KICK MY THIGH

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: I felt looike it

<retroelectric>Cadmus: daddy you’re so unfunny >< -rapes more-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: I SED I WUZ DROONK

<retroelectric>Cadmus: OH yes ooh daddy mmhmmm -XYZs-

<Zaleth-Chris>Marius: -pushes Cadmus off- IM TIRED, SMELL OF ALCOHOL, AND IM UNHORNY.

<retroelectric>Cadmus: D< you suck -finds Lestat-

<retroelectric>Lestat: -stuck in toilet-

<retroelectric>Lestat: WTF! my superstrength DOESN’T WORK ON THIS CUBICLE!!!

<retroelectric>Lestat: ….can someone from outside open the toilet for me? -calls out-

<retroelectric>Lestat: …. I HEAR SOMEONE CALLED MARX GIGGLING AT ME D<

<Zaleth-Chris>Twins: -stumble into toilet making out- Nnn Zavier don’t do that.. you do it like this… -more kissing sounds-

<retroelectric>Lestat: Oui, you, whoever your name is -french accent-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Nnn… Zavier you’re doing it- WHO ARE YOU?

<retroelectric>Lestat: What do you mean who are you?! Why it is I the great vampire Lestat, the most gorgeous and powerful vampire ever to grace the surface of the Earth -french accent thickening-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: NO that’s me -greek accent and stumbles into the toilet- Hey wtf?!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: -to Zavier- I’m sorry bro, I don’t feel horny now… but maybe I will later

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: … What seems to be your problem Lestas

<retroelectric>Lestat: -rolls eyes- Open the door for me mortal!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Why should I, Lastat.

<retroelectric>Lestat: Mon Dieu! Get your pronunciation right! It is Lestat “LES-TAHT”. You should, before I set your pants on fire, mortal!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Fondue? Okay then. -goes out to buy fondue-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -plays with fingers nervously- meep

<retroelectric>Lestat: -sighs- PUTAIN DE MERDE! Cadmus! You’re there aren’t you?! Help me you incorrigible blond idiot ><

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -pouts- You’re blond too…..

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -still in toilet dunno what to do- Meep

<retroelectric>Lestat: AVELA KAPELA KAPPA KAPUT! D<

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: -shakes- -opens door-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -nods and opens the toilet door and sees Lestat stumble out in boxers only- Uhhhh…. -erection-

<retroelectric>Lestat: Oh Mon Dieu! Merci beaucoup~ -french kisses Cadmus-

<retroelectric>Lestat: -flying kiss to Zavier-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: NN! -blushy-
<Zaleth-Chris>FUCKING UKE D<

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -blushy- Uhmmm Hi Lestat. Want to grab a bite?

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: -comes in with cheese fondue- Mm this fondue is- *sees Zavier blushing* WTF -slaps Lestat-

<retroelectric>Lestat: -winks at Zavier suddenly gets slapped- HUH? PUTAIN DE MERDE! MERDE! Mon Dieu what is the meaning of slapping me Zahvius?

<Zaleth-Chris>ZAHVIUS, WHERE IS MY KOFI, ZAHVIUS, I NEED MY KOFI TO SLEEP

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -fidgets uncomfortably in skirt- uhhh…

<retroelectric>NO: ZAHVIUS, VERE IZ MAI KOFFI
<Zaleth-Chris>LOL!
<retroelectric>very THICK ONE
<retroelectric>PHLEGM THICK

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: YOU DID SOMETHING INDECENT TO MY BROTHER RIGHT

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: !! N-no.. brother… h-he didn’t

<retroelectric>Lestat: Non, mon petit! Why should I?! I was jhust about to take Caddmous for a drink! -huffs-

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -horny-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: -magically gets CCTV footage of toilet- AHA! YOU
<Zaleth-Chris>FFF
<Zaleth-Chris>YOU BLEW A KISS AT MY BRO

<retroelectric>Lestat: EET IZ A KUSTOM FOR US FREWNCH PEEEEOPLE! D<

<retroelectric>Cadmus: Mmmn… Lestat? I’m hungry -pokes fingers together-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: BUT BUT

<retroelectric>Lestat: WAT??! -turns to look at Cadmus- Oh. Je suis desole ma cherie -winks at Cadmus then glares at Zavier- NNNow if you don’t mind, I’m offv to have my dinner wiz my Cadmus -huffs and turns away-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Go have your sex after that, and don’t involve Zavie

<retroelectric>Lestat: -huffs- Oh and for your eenformation ma cherie Zavius, I am NNNot a pedofile -turns and pulls Cadmus along- AU REVOIR!!

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: We’re not children, we’re 17

<retroelectric>Lestat: Ei heard zat! Inszolent little brat! Putain de merde!!!! D<

<retroelectric>Cadmus: -bites Lestat- Ooh darling

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavius: Zavie? You wanna go up now? I have fondue and I’m horny -does some kind of suggestive teeth grind-

<Zaleth-Chris>Eclipse: -filming from cubicle-

<retroelectric>Avicus: -mysteriously watching the footage from tv- Huh? since when Cadmus was an actor?

<retroelectric>eclipse: -has hooked up the camera to the tv LOLOLOL-

<Zaleth-Chris>Zavier: Y-yes… brother.. let’s go u-up…

<retroelectric>Cadmus and Lestat: -in tangled sex position-

<retroelectric>AND IT IS A HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL OF THEM. THE END

If they kept blogs…. February 15, 2009

New Undeadjournal entry: MMMM Greek Bukkake
Author: CadmustehSexGod
Mood: HORNY AND LUSTY

OMGS you would never have guessed what happened just now. It started out with just an innocent peck on the lips with me and my daddy then he called all his Greek friends over and we (post censored)

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New DemonPress entry: I don’t know what just happened
Author: EclipseRoxYourSox
Mood: Confuzzled
WTF JUST HAPPENED. I THOUGHT I WANTED TO RECORD MARIUS/CADMUS BUT THEN IT TURNED INTO GREEK BUKKAKE AND YOU KNOW I CAN’T RESIST THAT. Like even though I’m not Greek. So yeah he shoved (post censored)

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New Gspot entry
Title: Drool-worthy
Author: Eclipserocksurworld
Mood: Horney
Eating: CUM
Drinking: CUM
Playing: WITH MY DICK
Watching: PORN
Reading: PORN FICS

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LOL
New UndeadJournal entry
Title: UMF NNN
Author: CadmustehSexGod
Mood: SEX
Eating: SEX
Drinking: SEX
Playing: SEX
Watching: SEX
Reading: SEX

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NewUndeadJournal entry
Title: DELICIOUS LITTLE BOY
Author: MariusCLOSETPEDO
Mood: Fuck yeah
Mood: Cadmus
Eating: My sonny
Drinking: My little boy
Playing: HELLZ YEAH MY LITTLE BOY THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
Watching: My little boy showering
Reading: MY LITTLE BOY’S EROTICA

Singaporean Vampires O_O February 13, 2009

Marc. says:
Zavius: Nnnn… its… too… tight..

retroelectric -vivi- says:
eclipse: -jerking off-

-Marc. says:
Cadmus: CHAO CHEE BYE

retroelectric -vivi- says:
eclipse: WHAT LA. KANINA CHEEBYE PROSTITUTE

-Marc. says:
Cadmus: FUCK YOU LA MA DE, QU SI BAH, KANINA BU CHAO CHEE BYE GO HOME LA

retroelectric -vivi- says:
eclipse: WHAT YOU THINK I BLARDY SCARED YOU VAMPIRE ISSIT. FUCK SPIDER AH NI.

-Marc. says:
Cadmus: GOT PROBLEM AH? IF GOT THEN GTFO LA NOOB, GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER CHEEBYE LA NINABU

retroelectric -vivi- says:
:’> I LOVE SINGAPOREAN CADMUS AND ECLIPSE

-Marc. says:
Zavius: O_O quarrelling couple. -rolls eyes an goes back to trying on jeans-

-Marc. says:
XD that time marius said something in greek and suddenly cadmus shouted CHAO CHEE BYE XD
singaporean vampire and demon XD

-Marc. says:
Avicus: -yawn- I’ve been watching TV for 5 straight days.

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Marius: -appears into the room and sleeps in Avicus’s lap-

-Marc. says:
Avicus: Uhm, uhh… -flustered- CADMUS GET YOUR DAD OFF MY LAP

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: HWAT LA! KANINA BU!

-Marc. says:
Eclipse: EH SHUT THE FUCK UP LA NABEI, I TRYING TO PCC HERE CAN? GO FUCK YOUR FATHER MOTHER CHEEBYE LAN JIAO LA

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: WHO THE FUCK TALKING TO YOU LA SIAL! YOU BLARDY BODOH GUNDU GOOD FOR NOTHING DEMON LORD. TALK BIG ONLY. FUCK COCK AH

-Marc. says:
Eclipse: NINABU, YOU WAN FIGHT IZZIT? GO DIE LA, I KAN SI LA NI, GO SUCK MYBALLS LA, I TRYING TO PCC ‘VER THERE QUIETLY THEN YOU COME HERE KAO PEI KAO BU, YOU DAMN GUAILAN LEH, GO FUCK MY DOG LA

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: ….8D I FUCKED YOUR DOG LAST NIGHT

-Marc. says:
Eclipse: HAH?!?! TMD! YOU FUCK MY SEX SLAVE? I FUCK YOUR BALLS BECAUSE OF THAT LA KNNB CCB KPKB FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUR FATHER VAGINA LA -pounces on Cadmus and rapes-

Singaporeans. How comical XD

retroelectric -vivi- says:
TOTALLY XDDDDDD
SO FUCKING VULGAR LOL

-Marc. says:
Avicus: SIMI BODOH LA, CAN SHADDUP ANOT, I TRYING TO WATCH TV HERE LA STOP KAO PEI KAO BU OVER THERE LA
Twins: -cowers in corner-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Marius: -covers ears with pillow- CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP OR NOT. I’M THE FUCKING ADULT HERE AND LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY. CHEEBYE. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING COFFIN AND GO SLEEP LA. SEOW BODOH, I WANT PEACE ALSO CANNOT. -goes to sleep grumbling-

-Marc. says:
Cadmus, Eclipse and Avicus: … Sorry, lao ban. -goes to shut up-
Twins: XD-ing away

-Marc. says:
Marc: -records video-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
BEST. ARGUMENT. EVER

-Marc. says:
XDDD
LOL MARIUS SOUNDS LIKE HES DRUNK

retroelectric -vivi- says:
HE IS!

retroelectric -vivi- says:
I THOUGHT THAT WAS CADMUS EH
SINCE HE’S SO RAPEABLE AND BUKKAKEABLE

-Marc. says:
LOLOLOL
Marius: -curses in sleep- Na bu, those asshole cheebye kias keep kpkbing when i sleeping, knnb, lucky they shaddup if not I fuck their bodies upside down nia

-Marc. says:
XD
Avicus: See la, you bastard cheebye kias go wake up lao ban leh, we all sure KIA! -does throat cutting gesture-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: Not my fault also…. is that cheebye bapok’s fault -points to Eclipse-
BAPOK
LOL
POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK

-Marc. says:
LOL
BAPOK XD
Eclipse: WHAT LA, CHEEBYE. I ASK YOU SHADDUP CAN. YOU BASTARD LA KNNB

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: …. BLOODY SIAL BAPOK.

-Marc. says:
Marius: OI GINNA, SHUT UP LA I CAN HEAR YOU LA KNNB

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -huffles and crosses arms- HMPH.
LOOOOL EPIC SINGAPORE VAMPIRE LA

-Marc. says:
Eclipse and Avicus: -snerk-

retroelectric -vivi- says:
Cadmus: -growls and bares fangs and tries to look scarey but fails-

-Marc. says:
Avicus: -snerksnerk-